Our Lady Muffin

Double Chocolate Flavour

25 Apr

(Source: hologran)

24 Apr lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

lesbianathogwarts:

bashdoard:

Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.

follow the yellow dick-road

(Source: sve-sto-imam-nemamm)

24 Apr

clype:

“Girls are so annoying ugh. I get on way better with boys lol”

Probably cos you have so much in common with them

like misogyny

24 Apr

(Source: helenation)

24 Apr

Graduation speech

  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to crush*: Fuck me
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
  • *Points to person*: Fuck you
24 Apr

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.

(Source: stoicsilence)

24 Apr

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

24 Apr

captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze)

24 Apr

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

24 Apr

Liam Neeson…

mutanteen:

He is a knight who fought for two days with an arrow through his testicle

He is a psychologist, trained to know the inner workings of the mind.

He is a schemer, who outsmarted the Nazis.

He is a priest who will do anything to defend his flock.

He led the A-Team

He trained Batman

He trained Obi Wan Kenobi

He has control over the seas

He is a King of Narnia, adept at magical powers.

He is Zeus, King of the Gods.

And you kidnapped his daughter?

You are so fucked.

24 Apr

victoriahitz:

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

image

OMG WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARDDDDDDDDDDDD

24 Apr

minuiko:

More Blind!Nico AU uwu

24 Apr

lexlifts:

lesbianwicce:

during the witch burning times, midwives were targeted because they were healers and they eased the pain of childbirth which was meant to be woman’s punishment for eating the apple in the garden of eden.

birth control and abortion were considered sinful for the same reason.

anti-choice sentiment started because people (men) wanted women to be punished, and these misogynistic ideas have carried on for hundreds of years.

what a sad reflection on our society.

wow

24 Apr

peanutisthename:

trendingly:

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One thing I want to say is that we have papillae on our tongues as well. It’s just smaller. Just saying.

(Source: trendingly)

24 Apr tweeckos:

i was researching 1920s slang and
guys
we’ve been getting it all wrong

tweeckos:

i was researching 1920s slang and

guys

we’ve been getting it all wrong